Como sabrán, Harry Potter pasó de moda y ahora la pelicula favorita de los adolecentes con problemas es Crepusculo (o Twilight). O sea que dejamos de lado la magia para pasar al mundo de los vampiros sentimentales o vampiros emo como lo titula la cancion que les traigo hoy.

Emo Vampire lyrics

I’ll never be an emo vampire

Setting tweenaged loins on fire

I’ve got nothing in common with the vampires of today

They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away

This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules

I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool

Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass

And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last

[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me.

I’ve seduced all kinds of women from all over the world

But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls

When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny

When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny

Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers

If I can’t score with these high school girls perhaps I’ll go for their mothers

(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.

I’ll never be an emo vampire

Setting tweenaged loins on fire

I’ll have no participation

In this vampire pussification

So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs

(spoken)

You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?

Aguanten los power rangers!!

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